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- If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.
- I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.
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- Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.
- I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.