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Me: Iโ€™ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like โ€œprofessional goalsโ€.

Clever, humorous text about secretive daydreams and professional ambitions in a playful tone.

Commentary:
Me: Well, being a master of surprise illusions could be a professional goal too, right? ๐ŸŽฉโœจ Who wouldn't want to perform the disappearing act in style, even during job interviews? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸšŒ #MagicGoals


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