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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Seen just now on Slack:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Going viral on Twitch:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Making waves on Instagram:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Just landed via X:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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98 shares on X this month:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

79 shares on Slack this month:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Breaking via TikTok:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Just shared via Facebook:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Trending via TikTok:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Seen just now on Facebook:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Live now on Facebook:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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