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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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Humorous text about struggling to recall passwords with a secret agent vibe.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Fries, not lies.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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