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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Tested positive for being single af

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.