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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Spotted on Twitch:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Trending via Discord:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Trending via Telegram:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Going viral on Discord:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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94 shares on Threads this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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48 shares on Discord this month:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Spotted on WeChat:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Just shared via Messenger:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Freshly posted on X:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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