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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’