My body feels like it’s aging in dog years. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to find the fountain of youth, but all I got was a bowl of kibble! 🐶⏳🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My body’s check engine light has been on for years. Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why. Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery. Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting. Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.
