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My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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When you're 70% water and 100% winging it! 💧🤷‍♂️😴

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 30, body, confusion, doing, exhaustion, humor, i, know, pretending, self-deprecation, tired, water on Oct 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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