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Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard

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84 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

77 shares on X this month:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

10 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

85 shares on X this month:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Going viral on Discord:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Making waves on Twitch:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Just landed via Messenger:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Trending via Slack:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Going viral on X:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Going viral on Reddit:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Making waves on Reddit:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Spotted on Messenger:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Keep the laugh going 😂

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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