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  • I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.
  • If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.
  • If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
  • There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.
  • Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
  • I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”