My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a game of "tag, you're it!" but with chores 😂🧹 #ParentingHacks Related funny posts 😂 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch. I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV. I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.