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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.