My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning. Commentary:Dream team activated: Chef and Cleaner extraordinaires on duty! 🍳🧹 Who knew multitasking could be so dreamy? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it! Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.
