My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dream team activated: Chef and Cleaner extraordinaires on duty! 🍳🧹 Who knew multitasking could be so dreamy? Related Funny Posts 🤝 According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it! Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.