My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.