My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk. Commentary:When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens. When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket. Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can. “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.