Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.