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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, asking, chores, dog, family, feed, humor, humor about pets, i, kids, parenting, pet, pets, responsibility, walk on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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