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Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Breaking via Discord:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Making waves on Discord:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Trending via TikTok:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Just landed via Reddit:

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Live now on X:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Just shared via Discord:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Just shared via Instagram:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Making waves on Reddit:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

89 shares on Discord this month:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Just shared via Reddit:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Going viral on Snapchat:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Spotted on Reddit:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Seen just now on Discord:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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