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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “…

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “…

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"Ah, the eternal mystery of buying snacks for everyone except yourself! 🤦‍♀️🍫 Maybe it's just the Snickers' way of ensuring your love is always satisfied…or maybe it's just pure chocolatey selfishness! 😂 #MomLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, buy, dumb, family, humor, kids, likes, mom, only, parenting, say, smart, Snickers, sometimes, stuff on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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