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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we…

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we…

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"Apparently, my children have a secret agreement with Time itself – the more rushed we are, the more interested they become in personal hygiene 🕒🚿 #RunningLateStruggles #ParentingLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged care, family, humor, hygiene, kids, late, less, management, parenting, personal, personal hygiene, running, running late, somewhere, time, time management on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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