My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to convince my alarm clock that I have a promising future as a professional napper 😴⏰😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed. Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car. The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live. I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it. (Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.