My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix docume… Commentary:Well, time to start living like my life's not a true crime episode! 🎬🔍🙈 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land. Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it. My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku. My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life. My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.