My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, time to start living like my life's not a true crime episode! 🎬🔍🙈 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix. The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land. If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win. My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse. Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.