My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a solid plan! Just remember, the coffee doesn't spill itself and the mirror's already swooning! βπ Related Funny Posts π€ Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat. My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, βI drink it.β Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark. I donβt drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one. Coffee doesnβt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.