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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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"Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a DeLorean 😎⏰ Blast from the past or leap into the future? The '80s are calling, and they want their parachute pants back! 🕺🕰️ #BackToTheFuture #RetirementGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 80s, activity, fun, fun activity, humor, nostalgia, plan, plans, retirement, time, time travel, travel on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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