My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s. Commentary:"Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a DeLorean 😎⏰ Blast from the past or leap into the future? The '80s are calling, and they want their parachute pants back! 🕺🕰️ #BackToTheFuture #RetirementGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s! My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right? My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music. I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.