💾 Save Image My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s. 3 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a DeLorean 😎⏰ Blast from the past or leap into the future? The '80s are calling, and they want their parachute pants back! 🕺🕰️ #BackToTheFuture #RetirementGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right? My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music. Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler. Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: 80s, activity, fun, fun activity, humor, nostalgia, plan, plans, retirement, time, time travel, travel