My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your Thanksgiving spirit animal is a socially awkward turkey! π¦π»π Related funny posts π If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, donβt be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. Canadian Thanksgiving isnβt the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day. Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power. Thanksgiving ainβt been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody. You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.