My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over. Posted onJun 15, 2024Jun 15, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.
