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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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"Who knew that the ultimate diet plan was just a comfy pillow away? Forget counting calories, just count sheep and let those extra pounds snooze away!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, asleep, eat, eating, humor, loss, napping, relaxation, sleep, weight, weight loss on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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