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Feb 2, 2026

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Funny quote about handling nervousness with humor and tequila.

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Butterflies beware: I'm armed with tequila and ready to turn awkward flutters into dance battles! 🦋🍹💃😂

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