Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bot… Commentary:Butterflies beware: I'm armed with tequila and ready to turn awkward flutters into dance battles! 🦋🍹💃😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
