Home Funny Quotes Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

2 months ago

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"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸‍♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"

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