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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Fries, not lies.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Just landed via Messenger:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Just landed via Instagram:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I hope this email kills us both.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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