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  • My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
  • The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.
  • It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
  • My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.
  • The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
  • Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.