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  • Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.
  • Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.
  • My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
  • In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
  • There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
  • I need you to put the fun in refund!