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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!