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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chasing, confidence, dream, dreams, humor, i, know, lazy, longer, me, nap, relaxation, self-care, want, where on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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