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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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80 shares on X this month:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

26 shares on X this month:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

81 shares on WeChat this month:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Spotted on X:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Live now on Snapchat:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Freshly posted on Discord:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Trending via Snapchat:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Just shared via YouTube:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

25 is the new 0 years old.

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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