No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Reaching for cosmic real estate, I see! ππβ¨ Planet shopping is the new window shopping! ππ Related Funny Posts π€ I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max. Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum. βIβd love to go to the moonβ I said βbut on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of itβs thereβ We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.