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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe…

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe…

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Reaching for cosmic real estate, I see! 🚀🌕✨ Planet shopping is the new window shopping! 🛒🔭

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ambition, bare, bare minimum, desire, even, exaggeration, humor, i, maybe, minimum, moon, planet, point, star, stars, want on Oct 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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