No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved. Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship! Related funny posts 😂 I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on. “Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship. “Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.