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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

2 months ago

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

2 months ago

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

70 shares on Threads this month:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Trending via WhatsApp:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

Spotted on Facebook:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Live now on Telegram:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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