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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

33 shares on X this month:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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