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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you have yourself as a critic? 🤷‍♂️🔫 Go ahead, self, hit me with your best shot! 💥😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confidence, growth, humor, me, motivation, nobody, personal, personal growth, self-criticism, self-deprecation, shot, take on Feb 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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