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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged battery, beer, beverage, buzz, comparison, dry, dry humor, funny comparison, humor, joke, lack, lack of buzz, nicely, non-alcoholic, non-alcoholic beer, sarcastic, vibrator on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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