Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.