Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, Iโm at work. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew angels could rock a 9 to 5 job in style?! ๐๐ผ Clearly, this heavenly being prefers spreadsheets over harps! ๐ #AngelsonDuty" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil. Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes. Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park. “Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.