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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

I should’ve existed as a tree.

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