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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”