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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Just landed via Twitch:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Trending via Twitch:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Just shared via Slack:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Just landed via Messenger:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Live now on Instagram:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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25 shares on Discord this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I put the mess in domestic.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

This whole week could have been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Breaking via Instagram:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Seen just now on X:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Just shared via TikTok:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Live now on YouTube:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Just landed via WeChat:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Going bananas on Telegram:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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