Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.