Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Commentary:
“Group chats: where one minute you’re peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it’s auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos”

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