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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.