Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.