Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want. Commentary:Living solo: where pants are optional and snacks are unlimited! π ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal. Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked. Leave me alone, man. Iβm just living my life like a candle in the wind. Being alone is my favourite way of being. Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.