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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.