Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.