Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me. Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.