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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.