Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million. Commentary:"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies. You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account. I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness. I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more. I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.
