Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million. Posted onOct 2, 2023Oct 2, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOnly thing that can cure my depression is 0 million. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression. Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost. Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.” Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today. If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.