Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! 💸 Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? 😜💰 #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues"

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