Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling seen by my barista. 😂☕️💁♂️ #StabilityPlease Related Funny Posts 🤝 I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee. Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later. Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence. I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time? I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.
