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Looks like I'm on the "bright" list this year! 😆🔆🎅
Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.
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Sounds like someone wants to protect their ears from another surprise podcaster debut! 🎙️🙉😂
The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.
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Sounds like the microwaves have declared December 26th a national day of panic! 🌪️🎄📦
364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.
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Guess they're getting a head start on next year's holiday spirit! 🎄😅✨
We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
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I think I've reached level 10 in time travel with this holiday limbo! ⏳🧐🎉
Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.
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Surprise! My eyes are wide open and ready to roll… or maybe just roll back into bed 😂👀🎁
Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.
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Racing against Santa's sleigh in the last-minute mall marathon! 🎅🏎️🎁
My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.
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Looks like even the ornaments get a say in their housing situation! 🎄😂🏠
Just shaved my whole body for Santa.
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Looks like you're ready for a spot on Santa's sleek reindeer team! 🦌🎅✨
Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.
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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺