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"Ah, the 'People you may know' list – always a rollercoaster of questionable acquaintances 🔥🙅‍♂️. Maybe let's not add them as a friend, just in case things start heating up a bit too much! 😜"

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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2 months ago

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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2 months ago

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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2 months ago

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87 shares on Twitch this month:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Making waves on WeChat:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Making waves on Twitch:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Making waves on Messenger:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Just shared via Discord:

They’re making me do work at work.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Trending via Snapchat:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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