“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.