Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room. Posted onJan 29, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either! I wish I could Shazam a perfume. Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting. Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.” Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.