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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Spotted on YouTube:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Trending via Pinterest:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Trending via TikTok:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Going bananas on Slack:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

1 week ago

Playful quote about renaming rice cakes for honesty and humor.

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Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"

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51 shares on Instagram this month:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Twitter is an abusement park.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Trending via Snapchat:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Just landed via TikTok:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Making waves on YouTube:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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