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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Live now on Messenger:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Breaking via TikTok:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Making waves on Reddit:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Reported on Threads:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

6 months ago

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

My favorite color is money.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Trending via Messenger:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Spreading quickly via X:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Just landed via Telegram:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Spotted on Discord:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Just shared via Reddit:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Spotted on YouTube:

“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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