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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.
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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.
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