Phone is a cigarette for eyes. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can't quit the scrolling habit, but at least my eyes won't need nicotine patches 😂📱👀 Related funny posts 😂 In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica. They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette. I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.