Phone is a cigarette for eyes. Commentary:Can't quit the scrolling habit, but at least my eyes won't need nicotine patches ππ±π Related Funny Quotes π€ Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. Iβm not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much. A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette. Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive. Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.