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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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Can't quit the scrolling habit, but at least my eyes won't need nicotine patches πŸ˜‚πŸ“±πŸ‘€

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, eyesight, humor, metaphor, phone, screen, screen time, technology, time on Sep 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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