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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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