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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.