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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forc…

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forc…

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"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"

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  • Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!
  • If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.
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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, conversation, forced, hitchhiker, humor, interaction, picking, risk, small, small talk, social, social interaction, stranger, talk, travel, worth on Apr 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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